This is the state of the UK directory enquiries which used to be 192

118 500 (BT UK): 55p per minute (30p a minute, billed by second, plus 25p connection charge). Service: business, residential and classified searches, texts to mobiles, TV guide.

118 118 (The Number): 58p per minute (9p a minute, plus 49p connection charge). Service: business and residential searches, cinema listings, identifying businesses from phone number.

118 119 (192.Com): 55p per minute (30p a minute, billed by second, plus 25p connection charge). Service: business and residential searches, classified searches, electoral roll searches.

118 180 (Telewest): 55p per minute (30p a minute, billed by second, plus 25p connection charge.) Service: business and residential searches.

118 499 (Share UK): 55p per minute (30p a minute, billed by second, plus 25p connection charge.) Service: business and residential searches; 5p of each call shared between Barnardo's and Red Cross.

118 404 (Ymholiadau Rhifau Ffon BT Y Du): 55p per minute (30p a minute, billed by second, plus 25p connection charge). Service: business and residential searches, texts to mobile.

118 000 (Orange): First minute 49p (20p a minute from then on, billed by second). Service: business and residential searches.

118 866 (Double-one-double-eight-double-six): 45p (20p a minute, 25p connection charge). Service: business, residential and classified, texts to mobiles, numbers via email. UK and International.

118 247 (Yellow Pages): 40p a minute (billed by second). Service: business and residential, call connection, texts to mobiles.

118 099 (Cable & Wireless Quickcall): 35p per inquiry. Service: business, residential and classified searches.

118 111 (One.Tel): 35p per call. Service: business and residential searches.

118 877 (Telco): 35p per call. Service: business and residential searches.

118 511 (British Gas): 35p per minute. Service: business and residential searches.

118 811 (One): 30p per call. Service: business and residential searches.

118 888 (Double-one-double-eight-double-eight): 20p a minute (minimum charge 20p). Service: business, residential and classified searches, texts to mobiles.

118 453 (Gay and Lesbian Directory): 60p per minute. Service: National Directory Service, numbers of gay friendly businesses.

I can't even begin to count them, maybe we need more first?