Category : Jobs

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Klingon interpretor Multnomah County Health Board, Oregon (translator employed to deal with people only prepared to speak a language from Star Trek)
Vice President of Sunglasses : Polaroid
Senior ethical hacker : IBM
First Sea Lord : Royal Navy
Explorer-in-residence : National Geographic Society
C : MI6
Bear's Porridge Concealer : London Zoo
Chief Monster : head of the international recruitment firm, Monster.com
Architect for the doom : Holy Trinity Church, Coventry (responsible for the restoration of the medieval fresco)
Drummer in charge of the wolfhound : Irish Guards (responsible for their mascot)
Planetary Protection Officer : NASA
Alternative cosmic control officer : Pentagon
Director of Development for major giving : the Great Blacks in wax museum, Baltimore
Captain of crunch : manager of the Cerealities cereal cafe, Chicago
Graveyard executioner : Hewlett Packard (responsible for rebooting central systems at night)
Director of Time : International Standards Organisation
Confetti master of Times Square : (responsible for co-ordinating confetti operations for New York celebrations)
via John Hind London Telegraph

I'm wondering if Joy would still say that if she could cook [menu syntax] at the office