Pirate of the Cotswolds

Depp on Vanessa Paradis

Johnny Depp been eating too much of Madonas favorite dessert delicatacy - so decided to actup with sword and swash~buckel the chef here at the Noel Arms of Chipping Campden

"Then Johnny got this look in his eye and started yelling that he had to kill the chef for making such amazing sticky toffee pudding and custard. He had it for three days on the trot and says it's the most delicious thing he's ever eaten."
Depp is currently in England for filming on The Libertine
Johnny Depp portrays John Wilmot, a. k. a. the Earl of Rochester, a 17th century poet who famously drank and debauched his way to an early grave -- succumbing to syphilis at the age of 33 -- only to earn posthumous critical acclaim for his life's work