From Red Ferret Journal comes Catty via here

Fancy having a chat with Google? Then hie thee to Catty and prattle away.

* you> what kind of day are you having today?
* catty2 frankly i am having increasing trouble identifying who is a member of the press ;)

'To be short, Catty is trolling around, picking randomly chosen phrases, and then searching for them on www.google.com..At the beginning, she's mumbling with absolutely no sense. Then, as people are throwing offensive phrases at her, she learns how to answer them by browsing xxx sites...'

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Simon Perry