Commercial Breaks & Beats

..ever wondered about that tv advert jingle... or that
artist voice-over?
any old crabs .. like the new Mitsubishi Pick-Up Double Cab "No One Messes With" soundtrack to the latest ad..
L200


voted by Yarhoo best innovative site for 2003

Joy just got back - after a long stay, but her blogshares are up on a new server management >I<
here

photosig


..interesting sort of comp pity no brighter spot

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The Unshakeable Desire of Ashley Judd...




Double Jeopardy circa 1999 just love her she's so kute I could do her more serious acts (thinks?) filem

offical judder
not a realative reference to Cattle Grid judders
just got this :
Ashley Judd
PO Box 680339
Franklin, TN 37068-0339 USA
from.. The Aion

Wednesday, December 10, 2003

Spam!

Oh good grief, I finally plucked up the courage to reply to a spammer. He reckons he’s Serbian and hiding in Switzerland, which is perhaps why his e-mail originated in South Africa. Just his luck he spammed someone who spent most of the 1990s covering wars in the Balkans from the safety of a swivel chair several thousand miles away.

DEAR FRIEND,

PERMIT ME TO INTRODUCE MY SELF. I AM BORIS SLOBODAN MILOSEVIC, FIRST SON TO THE DEPOSED FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE SERBIA REPUBLIC OF BOSNIA. AS YOU MAY KNOW MY FATHER IS CURRENTLY IN DETENTION NOW AND IS FACING TRIALS FOR WAR CRIMES AT THE UNITED NATIONS WAR CRIMES TRIBUNAL SITTING AT THE HAGUE.

MY REASON FOR SOLICITING YOUR ASSISTANCE IS THAT DURING MY FATHERS REIGN AS PRESIDENT OF BOSNIA, I WAS ABLE TO WITH HIS INFLUENCE AND ASSISTANCE THROUGH CONTRACTS AWARDED MY DEFUNCT COMPANY SIPHON A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF MONEY TWENTY MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS (US $20M) WHICH I JUST MANAGED TO DEPOSIT WITH A SECURITY COMPANY HERE IN EUROPE SHORTLY AFTER THE UNITED STATES LED ALLIED FORCES OVERTHREW MY FATHER'S GOVERNMENT.

etc...

To which I replied:

Dear “Boris”

Glad to hear from you and I hope you are well. Next time you send this spam out, you may like to mention that old Slobodan was:

1) actually president of the Federal Republic of Yugoslavia. You will find that the President of the Republika Srpska-Bosna was Radovan Karadzic who now makes his living as a Father Ted lookalike.
2) overthrown by his own people after an election-fixing scandal rather than by US intervention. Hard to believe in this day and age, but there you go.
3) a murderous self-serving bastard.

You may also like to know that Slobodan’s son is actually called Marko, a useless playboy with a penchant for destroying fast cars. The family money instead went to his rather ruthless daughter Mira, who controlled a large import/export empire and undoubtedly has stacks of cash and guns hidden somewhere, probably not a million miles from your Swiss hideout! Get your facts right.

Yours, Scary.

I await his reply with bated breath. This could be the start of a new hobby, culminating in the forcable removal of one or both of my kidneys.

Chunder

Jemma Jacobs' second prize winning story "If it's brown don't drink it down" is now on Robber Rabbit, my other other blog in all its alcoholic glory. Enjoy.



The Scaryduck Archive



posted by Scary Duck on Wednesday, December 10, 2003
from..
Scarry Duck

First Animation to receive an academy award..
QT/Real



Mickey Mouse in The Magic Mirror -
the wonder of animation worth looking at the Quick Time 5MB if you can aford the time...

Mrs Beckham is that a V-sign
new single Just Let Your Head Go....
video on her throne...
Xena Would you let your head be chopped off for a dead Japanese lesbian girlfriend? Message Board
... Would you let your head be chopped off for a dead Japanese lesbian girlfriend? ...
(www.allscifi.com/Board.asp?BoardID=6651 )

VB

Homes Under The Hammer
BBC TV is doing up a shop in Bank Street Maidstone, Kent # including a 'sixties' style flat in Lenham..

Bank St. Map.
Lenham Map

postscript: found
this rather good selection of photos of Maidstone.....
from
geek girl?

FOG FOG FOG visability down to 50 metres in places....

BBC weather

ROOM TO LET
En deuxième position arrive «Honey» avec Jessica Alba, qui tient le rôle principal dans la série télé «Dark Angel». Dans ce «Flashdance» 2003, la jeune actrice au nombril percé interprète une danseuse-chorégraphe qui travaille comme vendeuse chez un disquaire en attendant que la chance lui sourie.
nouvelobs



This is how bored I was yesterday?
I have not even updated my dukes from gizmodo
The pages I used to read from iblog
don't do the news I see now & then...

TOP GEAR
Regarding the use of the mobil phone within the car..
One chap told Jeremy Clarkson that women are dangerous
in cars, for example when the lady came in front of (verred)
he dropped his shaver, into his Kellogues and messed his crossword
up...
The most dangerous road in the world is between Puna and Bombay
164 die a day.. The Indian Actor said of his one drive in India was
at night who stopped when he saw ONE headlight ahead..
He said? He did not know if it was a large truck..
his friend said it could have been two motorcyclist transporting
a wardrope! ha ha
O__ O

Heath Robinson at The Dulwich Gallery

via euronews.net

50 things to do?


..before you die !
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